Who won the league? City! City! Who won the league? City! City! Who won the league? City! City! Who won the league? City again! To Liverpool!
- Great driving, Jack! - Thanks boss! - Just go faster! Let's see if we can hit 115!
Farewell Jurgen Klopp! Well, fancy seeing you here... I will miss you so, so much... look, I'm crying real tears! I'll miss you even more than Darwin misses the goal! I'll miss your praise, I'll miss your smile, I'll miss your Turkey teeth... But the one thing I'll mis most... is beating you to the league!
Who won the league? City! City! Who won the league? City! City! Who stopped Liverpool winning the league? Dychey! Dychey! Who won the league? City again! To Manchester!
- Jack, your map-reading has really improved! - Thanks boss! - This is the best contribution you've made all season! - What?!
¡Hola, my bald brother! Well, fancy seeing you here! Moyes was the worst United boss but you said "Hold my beer!" Manchester is blue! Salford City are better than you! You finished 8th, the lowest to date! You'll end the season with zero! And speaking of "finished", say hi to Casemiro!
Who won the league? City! City! Phil, who won the league? City! City! El Wey, who won the league? City! City! Michael Oliver, who won the league? City again! To my former employee in North London! Everyone stay vigilant, there's a strong chance a Brazilian or Ukrainian immigrant may try and stowaway on our Champions Bus upon our departure!
¡Hola, señor Lego-head! Well, fancy seeing you here! Your recycling bins are full again, just like they were last year! You bottled the league a second time, if I'm totally honest... In case you've forgotten, I've written a short list: - You played for a draw when you could have scored the day you came to play City! - You lost "twice, twice, twice" to Emery - oh, what a pity! - Dumped out the cup by David Moyes and Klopp? Your team is mid! - The Champions League you lost to Bayern! It's hardly like you played Madrid! - Your songs are so lame! "60 mil down the drain" to the tune of "Waka Waka"? - Your season is done! Zero trophies won! You've finished it more "limp" than Saka! TRUST THE PROCESS!
City! City! Goldilocks, who won the league? City! City! Phil's mum, who won the league? City! City! One thing left to do... one thing left to say... POSTECOGLOU! THANK YOU, MATE!
115! City! City! Corrupt Premier League! Punish City! Who'll stop City? Humpty Dumpty! I kept the receipt! Refund please!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
