[Verse 1] Bottom of the league... Time for a brolly We are totally shit! It's worse than Ole! Woke up dangerous! He's worse than Donny... Sorry - no refunds!
Help me escape! Someone buy me! I can't catch it... Ca-can someone help me? Our defense is so sus... He'll grow hopefully Sorry - no refunds!
Glazers out! They're total bloody clowns! Give it to Sam! We can't go down! How you say, who do we buy now? Arnautovic!
[Chorus] We are totally shit! We are on the slide! It's toxic - we're going under... Can you look me in the eyes? You're a dickhead, you! Like this kit, this club's toxic! Club sources say United will terminate Ronaldo's contract! We've more leaks than the roof Yes, this whole club is toxic My sources say Ronaldo would even be prepared to play for his old rivals, Atleti! SIUUU!
[Verse 2] Damn, it's really late... please, just give up! Who left them in charge of my beloved club? Two weeks and I will publish my notebook! Publish it now!
Elon in! He'll turn things round! What's this? He was just messing round?! Prat! Have a good day! Who do we buy now? Aarons! - Who? - Oh sorry, it's how you say in Dutch, Aarons - Who?
[Chorus] We are totally shit! We are on the slide! It's toxic - one season wonder! Two greens? Tears in my eyes! You're a dickhead, you! Not my fault they're all dogshit! And you're totally sure these phone-lines are working, right? We've more leaks than the roof See? This whole club is toxic My sources say Ronaldo's buying United just so he can terminate his own contract! SIUUU!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
