This Christmas I gave Darwin a brain! Now he'll score loads, 'cause it's from Harry Kane! This year, to save you from tears... We bought hamstrings, 2-for-1 special! This Christmas we gave UEFA cash! They gave us: Copenhagen! Yes! They're totally gash! These year, to stop these ACL tears... I got you all something special!
Once bitten pack of mince pies? They're from your new teammate! Luis?! I could cry! To the Geordies, I know you idolise me! Wow! Another year! It doesn't surprise me! Happy Christmas, Aaron - I wrapped it up and benched it! The post-it says "I love you"! (Pfft, I never meant it!) Now I know how good you could be! The armband is yours, "Yorkshire Maldini"!
This Christmas I gave Neymar some socks! Thanks! PRANK! Jesus Christ! It's sh*t in the box! Like you! This year no more boos, only cheers! Like peak Mourinho, I am special!
"Last Christmas I won the World Cup"?! D*CK! Everyone knows that was totally corrupt! This year, I'll drink van Dijk's tears! Cheers! Next year could be so special!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
