One, two, three! Ronaldo joined the Saudi Pro League! Chelsea stole Mudryk! Thank God! Felix joined Chelsea - got sent off Cancelo joined Munich! They had a tiff! Moshiri sacked fat Frank! Fat Frank?! Real crushed LFC Again! Ron and Messi played a friendly City broke FFP Go legal team!
We won it 3 times! Let's go, Hendo!
United won The Mickey Mouse Cup! Then lost 7-0! The best was Lionel! Bayern hired Tuchel! And our season went downhill - like Neuer's leg! Haaland scored 5! Potter was fired! Arsenal bottled the league! Fugg's sake! Barca won theirs! Dortmund blew theirs! The linesman elbowed me! Accidental! Nothing to see here!
Man City won the FA Cup... But at least you got a free hat! Shut it, Avram! Man City won The Champions League! The FFP cheating twats! Mourinho lost the Europa League I blame the referee! Football heritage! Dychey kept the blue shite up! Moyesey won his first trophy!
Zlatan retired Zlatan's not crying - you are! Messi retired too! The MLS? Same thing! Right, I'm off to Real Madrid... I'm not leaving! Merci beaucoup! Jude turned us down... You brummie clown! And so did these guys too! The Saudi Pro League bought 60 players And so did Chelsea too! Yahoo! And one of them actually turned out to be good at soccer!
Kane signed for Bayern Finally I'm free! Free? You cost 100 mil! Good one Thomas! They had a fight! Onana's shite! What? Only 0-0? Ange turned Spurs round Let's send Everton down! City have turned to shit - it's our year! Mur-mur-mur "Haaland scammed"! You're banned! Oh please! We'll still win it!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
