We're not coming home again! Do you think we got a dodgy pen? Yes! Do you care we got a dodgy pen? We're not coming home again! 'Ming home again! Last-minute goal by Ollie Watkins! Yes! Last-minute goal by Ollie Watkins! Goal! We're not coming home again! Let's go from the start again!
We played Serbia! Yes, 1-0! Scored by the man, the myth, Jude Bellingoal! I did a risk assessment like I always does... So we shut up shop faster than Toys 'R' Us! 1-1 with the Danes! A goal by our 6! But the Danish centre-mid must have had his Weetabix... Onto Slovenia, boos were heard... Our team sh*t the bed like Amber Heard! The last 16, we trounced the Slovaks! Okay, they nearly won and Jude saved me from the sack! Switzerland, pens! A winning strike by Trent! Well done! Thanks! Now get back on the bench! Semi-final time against the Dutch! Looked like extra-time, so I made subs! Watkins scored! A pen? No! No! Did I like that! It's coming home!
Do you think we got a dodgy pen? Yes! Do you care we got a dodgy pen? We're not coming home again! 'Ming home again! Last-minute goal by Ollie Watkins! Yes! Last-minute goal by Ollie Watkins! Goal! We're not coming home again! It's coming home on pens!
¡Vamos Espanyol! ¡Vamos Espanyol! ¡Vamos Espa-fecking-fecking-fecking-nyol! Let's all pray once again... It's coming home to Spain!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
