You wanted to see me, guys? Shush, Phil! Listen carefully to the beauty of my lyrics!
Come on over, in our direction... He won't bite... Remember this? With great affection! The day you signed, we all got erections, yeaah... Erections?! You disgust me! Buy our razors! But today, we invited you here to say... The press think you could be on your way! So I wrote this song to say... ... "don't leave"? No, PLEASE leave! 142 million... We thought we signed a magical Brazilian... I've seen more magic at West Bromwich Albion! Don't make me go! The taxi's here! Phil! You're on the transfer list, here it is - formal! Boy from Brazil? It should be Ousmane... Hey! His form's picking up! He's on a roll! Thanks guys! Oh yeah! Stay? No way! We need to ditch you this Jan! The most expensive flop since Zlatan! Farewell Barca! ¡Hola, Liverpool! James... get the guitar!
[Chorus] Phil Coutinho! We would like to sell him in this transfer window! His contribution so far to Barca? Zero! Come on! Buy back your former "hero"? No, thanks! We've got Firmino, Winjaldum, Mane, Salah, Big Shaq, Fabinho! To be honest, I'd rather play a disabled Chambo! How about a swap deal for Moreno? Ha ha... GET OUT!
Ole, Ole, Ole! Would you like to buy (or loan) Coutinho? Erm... How about we swap you Phil Jones? DRIVE! And how about Rojo?? I think that's a no...
Deal, Mr. Emery? ¿Que? ¿Que? ¿Que? Too many zeros! Come on! Make a bid, however feeble! Eye-spy something numbered 1-0! Mesut Ozil? Time to go... not you!
Coiutinho, Coutinho! Why not join Ronaldo? We'll leave you two to talk! We give consentimiento! WHAT?!
Phil! Can you play left-back? Noooo!
Deal! We're only here to get him back! GO!
Coutinho? We'll give you Alvaro... Argh, you made me baulk... Willian + Sexy Mofo? Take a walk!
Phil! Can you play right-back? No! GO!
DEAL! 10 potatoes? No! A whole sack! No! Unless that was a metaphor for Harry Kane! It wasn't! Then we impolitely decline... screw you! Mr Potato Head...
[Chorus] Phil Coutinho! Finally we sold you in this transfer window! The transfer fee? A big fat zero! With who? Swap deal for a former hero... SAYONARA, COUTINHO!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
