You wanted to see me, boss? Shhh, Phil... listen carefully to the poetry of my lyrics!
Come on over, in my direction... Remember this? Your contract extension? When you signed, I got a big erection, jaaaaa... But today, the sun rose on my darkest day... The press think you could be on your way! So I wrote this song to say... "don't leave!" You fit this, tailor-made, go put it on! I got the only key, go turn it on! He will stay another year! That is music to my ears! No way he will go! Look who's here! Dude! We got a transfer bid, here it is - formal! Boy from Brazil be a Barca man! This is tapping-up! And I should know! Oh yeah! Stay! And you'll never win a single league title! Play with MSN or Emre Can? Move to Barca or stay at Liverpool...? Oh...
[Chorus] Phil Coutinho! There's no way I'll sell you in this transfer window! The chances of you joining Barca? Zero! Come on, stay here! You're my little hero! We've got Firmino, Lallana, Mane, Salah, Solanke, Hendo... And don't forget Lovren, Divock and Moreno! They don't even play their best defender, Sakho!
Me llamo Luis Fonsi! Que, que, que! España... burrito! Wow! Luis Fonsi?! Dos Doritos! Que, que, que! Cuatro mojitos! Jurgen, I'm flattered! Me llamo Luis Fonsi! Que, que, que... sweaty feetos! Wait a minute! That's not even Spanish! ... It's Danny Ings! Jurgen, how could you?! I want to leave! Okay, okay, I'm sorry! I lied about Luis Fonsi! I did ask Justin Bieber to sing it to you, but he couldn't learn the goddamn words! ... [Chorus] Phil Coutinho! There's no way I'll sell you in this transfer window! The chances of you joining Barca? Zero! Come on, stay here! You're my little hero! We've got Firmino, Lallana, Mane, Salah, Solanke, Hendo... I swear I'll sell Lovren, Divock and Moreno! But there's no way I'll play our best defender, Sakho! Just stay, Coutinho!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
