Who won the league? Chelsea! Chelsea! Who won the league? Chelsea! Chelsea! Who won the league? Chelsea! Chelsea! Who won the league? Chelsea, of course!
First stop, North London! Perfect place to top-up our tyres if we need some "pressure"! Ha!
Hello, Harry Kane! Well, fancy seeing you here! Your stadium has collapsed! Like your title charge did this year! Under-valued, under-paid... half your team are on their way! And next year you're playing your home games at Wembley? What could possibly go wrong? See you at the FA Cup final! Bants!
Who won the league? Chelsea! Chelsea! Who won the league? Chelsea! Chelsea! Who won the league? Chelsea! Chelsea! Who won the league? Chelsea, of course!
Next stop: Manchester! Home of the greatest manager in world football... pfft... supposedly!
Guten tag, señor Pep! Well fancy! Nice to meet you! A world class boss? No way! Like Bravo, you're not a "keeper"! You crawled into top 4... I'd sack you if I were Mansour! What?! Keep your hair on, Pep! And thanks for the loan! AGUEROOOOOOOOO! Cheerio!
Who won the league? Chelsea! Chelsea! Pedro, who won the league? Chelsea! Chelsea! Dave, who won the league? Chelsea! Chelsea! Who won the league? Chelsea, of course!
Next stop: Liverpool! If anyone mentions my mum and a member of the Carragher family, you will be sued!
Bonjour, monsieur Klopp! Well, fancy seeing you here! Like the last 30 years, I'm sure next year is your year! You're a one-Mane team! You blagged the Champions League! You're crap at the back and with Sturridge up-top it's like walking football - the crock! And let me make one thing quite clear... My mum does not like Scouse c*ck!
Who won the league? Chelsea! Chelsea! Eden, who won the league? Chelsea! Chelsea! Diego, who won the league? Guangzhou Evergrande! I meant the Premier League! Chelsea, of course!
Next up I've got us tickets to see live comedy - at The Emirates! Or was it a pantomime? Or a farce? Anyway, please don't be alarmed if you see any raving loonies, it's probably just Gooners losing their sh*t on Arsenal Fan TV!
Auf Wiedersehen, señor Wenger! Well, fancy seeing you here! Honestly I'm surprised! I was expecting to see Tuchel here! It's not been your best year, if I'm totally honest... In case you've forgotten, I've written a short list: - You failed in the league! - In Europe you bombed! 2-10, what an absolute car crash! - EFL, LOL! - Top 4, ROFL! I left for trophies! Oligarch's cash! - Your signing's failed, like Xhaka the hacker! - You've got a French snail in attack! - We'll win the FA! And can you explain copying our 3 at the back? - Özil and Sanchez, ciao adios! The contracts you wrote are unsigned! The only chance they'll be here next year is if you're sacked, leave or resign!
Who won the league? Chelsea! Chelsea! Who won the league? Chelsea! Chelsea! Who won the league? Chelsea! Chelsea! One place left to go... one thing left to say... MOURINHO! Sign me on a free? No way, Jose!
Who won the league? Chelsea! Chelsea! Come back when you've won 3! Chelsea! Chelsea! Thanks for everything, Diego! Who won the league?Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
