Auba is a terrible Arsenal captain! Arrgh! He's worse than the last Arsenal captain! Arrgh... what?!
What should we do with the dodgy captain? What should we do with the dodgy captain? What should we do with the dodgy captain? As revenge for... whatever he did...
Strip him off the captain's armband! Strip him off his 400k! Strip him off his underpants! What?! That's revenge for... whatever he did...
What should we do with the dodgy captain? Who can't score 6-yard tap-ins! What should we do with the dodgy captain? As revenge for... whatever he did...
Swap him for Erling Haaland? I would rather Alfie Haaland! Get him dealt with by Tom Holland! That's revenge for... whatever you did...
What should we do with the dodgy captain? Who's just as dodgy as our previous dodgy captains! What should we do with the dodgy captain? As revenge for... whatever he did...
Make him play "red light - green light"! Trash his hair! We know you're bald! Right... Replace him with me, Ian Wright! What? NO! He's 58!
What should we do with the dodgy captain? Arteta out! Leave Pierre as captain! What should we do with the dodgy captain? As revenge for... whatever he did...
Sack and send him back to Gabon! He'll stink out the whole AFCON! Like Gunnersaurus, I want him gone! As revenge... give him Omicron!
What should we do with the dodgy captain? Star of this year's "All Or Nothing"! What should we do with the dodgy captain? As revenge for... whatever he did...
Sell him to our worst enemy? Sell him to AFTV! SECURITY! Sell him to Benjamin Mendy! That's revenge for... whatever you did...Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
