Z - Zlatan, that is me! AKA GOAT! Messi and Ronaldo? You can shove them up your ass! I'm the greatest baller to ever grace the grass! Is it true that you also had Pique in you ass? Y - yellow, Swedish kit! It's a shame Zlatan's teammates were sh*t... Or I would've won the World Cup once or even twice! I'm the greatest Swede... Apart from PewDiePie! Don't make me shove you where the sun don't shine! Sorry! X - Ajax if you look in the mirror Which I do hourly, zero fillers! W is "I'm Zlatan, who the hell are you?!" V is verbally killed Carew! Is U UEFA Champions League? Let's skip U... T- tattoos on my skin, 50 names of those starving! S is for scissors - they were sharp, not blunt When Mido tried to kill me, I called him "a c**t" That's for calling Mido "a c**t"! R is red of Man U! I tore things up, then my knee blew! Ow! Q is for my quotes! P is PSG! Most goals in a single season - me! Zlatan laughs at you transfer fees (and hair)! O is one and only, like all these mad stats you see! N is for my... NOSE??? That's outrageous! Apologize or I'll shove you in my anus! Is it true that you also shoved Pique in your anus? M - Messi, Pep's bitch! Zlatan benched! Messi on the pitch! L is LA Galaxy, he went there to retire... BULLSH*T! This goal-strike's simply fire! That's what happens when you call Zlatan a liar! K is this kung-fu kick! 500th goal, yup! Pretty sick! J is Juve, they cheated so I left... I is Inter, 3 titles then I left! We won the Champions Legue the season after Zlatan left! H - Henchoz! Flip-flap, bye! Here - free hot-dog, please don't cry... G is this gimp... F - French referees! They are shit like this country! They don't deserve PSG... E - I've scored in every minute of the game! Wow, me too! Not Messi... what a shame! D - I've scored in every derbies and in 4 decades! 2030, here I come! I'll be "only" 48! 2040, here I come... what, the pearly gates? Cassano - liked my kick... Joe Hart less, so 1+ a hat-trick! A is AC Milan! Could have been AFC, but "Zlatan doesn't do auditions"! Well, he did for me! Can I probe a little more?? That's what I said to he!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
