[Chorus] A to Z of Suarez! A whole song for me! AKA El Pistolero, public enemy! You've been a naughty boy! I've had more bans than Ray! The A - Z of Suarez! And we start with A!
Ajax and Atleti! And crying on the pitch! Er... no, it's just my hayfever... Oh! My eyes! They itch! Atchoo! B is Barcelona! I was kicked out by this man! B is biting strangers! But I deny the links to Wuhan! C is celebration! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! - then kiss my ring! D is Dark Arts! David Moyes said I like diving! E - El Pistolero, the nickname teammates gave me! E is Evra! All he said is that he likes nigiri! F is family! Brothers - I have six! G is Ghana... WHAT A SAVE! THE PENALTY WAS MISSED! H - that's handball! Hurry up! That's what he says when I was taking penalties... You're going to miss anyway! I - Italian exam I didn't cheat, I'm a fluent man! J is JAWS: The Reboot! I didn't eat the Titan! Damn! K - Ronald Koeman! Yeah, he had it coming, man! L is Liverpool! Turn down Messi - you can play with Can!
[Chorus] A to Z of Suarez! A whole song for me! AKA El Pistolero, public enemy! You've been a naughty boy! I've had more bans than Tate! The A - Z of Suarez! And there's a second verse today!
M is Messi, my best mate! Cheers! I'll drink to that! MSN! We're 1, 2, 3! You stabbed us in the back! N is Norwich from half-way! Come on! Let's be having you...! O - one extra pound! Arsene, what have you been smoking, dude? One eighty degrees! Oh, I look so silly! P is the Pichichi! Goals by me - 40! Q is Queen! I look like Freddie! Case closed! You're into men! R - la Redmontada, best comeback ever! S - scored in every minute! Yes! Shag a donkey! T is teeth solo! And 2-8 with this loanee! Uruguay is U! Yes, I'm their greatest ever scorer! Third place is Forlan! And in second... trans Dora! V is volley! Not again! vs Norwich I just cook! Well that was dreadful - my catchphrase! And look - I wrote a book! X is X-rated for this sick on ball action! You're going to miss anywa... oh Z? My name's reflection!
[Chorus] A to Z of Suarez! A whole song for me! AKA El Pistolero, my arch enemy! He's been a naughty boy! He kicked the ball away! The A - Z of Suarez! Time for one last play! GIVE IT TO ME ONE LAST TIME! Adios!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
