A is Aftershave, I smell so sexy! B is Bernabeu, where they worshipped me! C is for the Champions League, I've won so many... They should name it after me! D is for De Ligt, look! He voted for me! No! D is Dybala! Yes! Look! He kissed me! E is Euro 2016! We won the trophy! It was all thanks to me! F is Fergie, the best signing that I made! What? F is Free-kick and FIFA - it's in the game! Lame! G is Goals, 700 - that insame! And this is why... "Penaldo" is your nickname. More like "G.O.A.T."! H is Headers, he can almost levitate! And H is Hair-cuts, wow! I think I look great! I is Insta, I love to post-picks! I've got the most followers! 'Coz I'm so epic! J is Junior, he's a little mini-me! I have skills! But he is sh** compared to me! K is Kits, CR7 - that is me! L is Lionel! Will he ever vote to me? No! M is Man Utd, a stepping stone! M is too journey's Microphone! N is Nations Leauge and next is O, O - Juve's Old Lady, he needs Piemonte Calcio! Q is Queiroz, he was like a dad to me! Thanks! R is Real Madrid, wow! They really missing me! S is Sculpture, a monstrosity! T is Toples, check my abs! They're so lupmy! U is Underwear, available now! Buy it! V is VAR, it better had not disallow! W is Winking! Sent off? Holy cow! X is Xylophone, which I will show you now! Y is Yelling: Why did you not pass to me? Z is Zidane, who has come to see me... Can you please, come back in January? No! That is end of Ronaldo A-Z.Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
