A is actor, when I get attacked by tractors! B is Barcelona! Can he please come home? Ja! C - Cavani... Bagsee! It's my penalty! Caitlyn Jenner look-alike! Meanie! D is diver...! He means Daddy! Neymar Senior! E - El Clasico! Big wins! Like this 4-0! F is Fall of Duty... hey, who the f*** did this to me? The Caitlyn Jenner look-alike! Lies! Meanie! G is... Germany! When we scored Ger-many! H is hair! OMG! And he dares to troll me? I is injuries! Take my birthday off, please! J is January, when I can leave captivity! K is Kylian, if he'd only been Brazilian... L is Leo, second best guy in this trio! M is Mexican, this c**t who tried to kill me! Send him off, please referee! N is Ninja! Oh my flippin' G! So cringe, ha! O - Olympic gold...! Oscar for this ace roll/role! P is PSG, a total, utter sh*thole! Q - Qatari payroll! R is Raf, my sis! Whose birthday you'll never miss! S is smashing mommy! When is it my turn, honey? T is tears and taxes! And a totally broken back... sis?! U is for UEFA... and go f*** yourself! Disgrace! V is VAR! Great wingspan! W - Wonder Woman...? Triple X - the movie! Give me all your money! Y is why do I always get fouled? Z is Zidane, buy me now!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
