First is A for Argentina! I'm captain! I've played in five major finals! Just one win! I'm a record goalscorer! More than them and Gorgonzola! First is A for Argentina! I'm captain! B is for the Ballon D'or! I've got five! Yahoo! You'd have ten if CR7 wasn't alive! C is for the greatest Comeback! 4-0 down! 6-5 win! Cardiac! 6 great goals and an awesome dive! D is for my Debut aged just seventeen! Good luck! What a day! What a hair-do! Don't be mean! I like it! E is for El Clasico! Head to head with Ronaldo! Yo! And don't forget this hat-trick! F is for Free-kicks! He really loves top-bin! Even "The best" goalie can't stop it going in! Wow! Top-bin! G is for G.O.A.T! H is Hulk, my D.O.G! Did you give him growth hormones as a puppy? No! Liar! I is for my International debut! Woo-hoo! Fourty second later... Red card for you! Oh, poo! J is Jeronimo Boateng! K is Kun, my best friend! What? So and you, and you, and you, and you! Phew! L is my Left foot! Double WMD! M is MSN! The holly trinity! By! PSG? N is Nutmegs in between legs! O is Oscar Lopez! Who? P is Pep! Who signed him for City! What? On a free! What? Q is such a stupid letter! Let's move on! R is for Ronaldo! He's my number one! Really? Yes, Ron! Why? He's a G.O.A.T. who came from zero! See! In truth: I'm Lionel's hero! What? Not you! I meant the fat brazilian one! S is for Suarez! My little beaver friend! T - I'm Barca's most famous number Ten! Come again? U is for UEFA trophies! V... Valverde! W- Will you go, please? X is Xavi, my former captain! Y is for the Yellow armband! Sayonara! Z is Zlatan! Thanks! He flopped at Barcelona! Blame Fraudiola! One last thing R.I.P. tito! That's the end A-Z of Leo! The guy Pep signed from Barca who cost zero!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
