Robert Lewandowski, super Lewy! Here's an A-Z about me... Robert Lewandowski! You can't stop me! Not a chance 'coz I'm a goal machine!
Ref.: Robert Lewandowski, super Lewy! AKA "The body"! That's me! Robert Lewandowski! You can't stop me! Not a chance 'coz I'm a goal machine!
1. A is for Arsenal and the Allianz! 5-1! Three time! We pulled down Arsene's pants! B is Bayern! What? Not BVB? Traitor! Should have been blackburn rovers! He almost signed for me! Phew! C is Captain of my national team! What? It's not me? You're not even 2 or 3! What? D is Der Klassiker! Top scorer is me! What? D's not Dortmund? No... Sorry... Traitor! E is Eleven games in-a-row, I scored! The first in history! A Bundesliga record! F(+G) is Five goals! A nine minute haul! Wow! As a substitute! The records fall and fall! H is Heel flick! It's like a cheat code! I is Iceland! F****ng volcano! J is Judas! You stabbed us in the back! Like Hummels when my legs have gone... I'll definitetly come back! What?
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2. K is Klopp! For him I'd run through fire! The only "running" you did... was to Bayern you big liar! L is Lech Poznan! Bless you! Where it all began! M is Muller! Thank you! I'll catch him if I can! Gerd? N is a Number nine! And I'm the world's best! Best? Are you still drunk? From the last Oktoberfest? P is Poland! Q is Qatar safety vid! R is Robbery! Though it should be... Real Madrid!
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3. S is Spurs! 2-7 piece of cake! T is TOTY! Please! FFS! U is UNICEF! I'm a goodwill ambassador! V is Volcano! Made we want to kill all Icelanders! Yes! Me too! But I blame the euros! W is Work ethic! Without it I'd be zero! X is my world-class celebration! X marks the spot... Where I cause such devastation! Y is Yellow wall! Yay! A class finally! Z is Zlatan! Thanks! Who's nowhere near as good as me! Whaaaaaaaaat?!
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