A is ass! My butt-cheeks sent rivals to another dimension! B is ball-boy, when I kicked this kid, I got a suspension! C is Chelsea - I joined a boy, but left a man! D is dribbling like this wonder goal against West Ham! Europa League! Dum-dum-dum-dum-dum! Won it twice! We battered Arsenal, then I said "I think it's a goodbye"! F - FA Cup win! Shout-out to Phil Jones! Garden of Eden! 3 times I won Goal Of The Year! H - Herrera! He man-marked me all the way to the toilet! I - Ivanovic! "Human appeal" Hahaha! He made me go toilet! J - JT! John Terry! I'm the father of his kids! What? K - Mario Kart! L - Lille! M - McDonald's and Madrid!
[Chorus] Eden Hazard! He tore up the Premier League! Eden Hazard! The best Chelsea's ever seen! Eden Hazard What is so funny? Eden Hazard! He's not as good as me!
N - national team! 3rd place at World Cup '18! O - one hundred and fifty million! Can I get a refund please? Two Premier Leagues! PFL Player Of The Year! Q is quitting! Retired at 32?! Oh dear... S is siblings - Thorgan, Kylian, Ethan! T is Tottenham! NO, EDEN! I stopped them becoming champions! U - unused sub! And also U for unfit... V is Vardy's party! Guest of honor! Just don't chat sh*t! W is weight, I let myself go at Madrid! Eden, how's that XXXL?! Tada! Holy sh*t! Y - you have to listen to your body! And your body screams: "PLEASE QUIT!" Zero minutes in El Clasico! But to be honest, I'm lovin' it!
[Chorus] Eden Hazard! He tore up the Premier League! Eden Hazard! Second best Chelsea's ever seen! Eden Hazard! Let's raise a ciggy! Eden Hazard! I have signed him on a free! Let's face it... he can't be any worse than Mykhailo!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
