[Chorus] A-Z of 442oons! Masters of sh**ty football cartoons! 3 million subs, fact! 2 billion views! My favorite club... I'm not telling you! 2! 3! 4!
A is Arsene - star of first clip! Star of Arsene fan TV! DAMN YOU ZIP! A is aftershave, buy it now! Apps and Album, download now
B is Brendan the Elephant Seal...BOOM! Baleman! Bendtner! 5-1 feels!
C is for comeback And this Chipmunk! C is Costa - he's a right c**t!
D is Divhead, AKA Slapman Dodgy Left Backs! DISGWACE! This man!
E is Eyezill! Not Ed Woodward?
F is Frontmen - when they were good! F is Football Wizard Owl Genius! And this Football Animation Genius! Firminator! Flashbacks! Frijman... CHORUS!
[Chorus] A-Z of 442oons! Masters of sh... AWESOME FOOTBALL CARTOONS! 3 million subs, fact! 2 billion views! My favorite club... here's a little clue! 2! 3! 4!
G - "Good Ebening!" And this sexy mofo! G is G.O.A.T And my love - Goalposts!
H is Hat trick Club - owned by me! Hat Trick hero for club OR COUNTRY!
I, of course! I can see Jesus! Iceland baby! YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!
J is Jose, bus parker! J is JT, wag porker!
K is Klopp And BFF Karius! Kiki CHALLEEEEEEEENGE! Kane “SUFFERINSUKATASH”
L is Luiz! My hair is so nice! L is Lewandowski! Oh Sch**ße!
M is MSN! 1, 2, 3! M is most views! Oh I look so silly! M is my money's on Man City! M is Merch, GO BUY SOME MERCH!
[Chorus] A-Z of 442oons! Masters of AWESOME FOOTBALL CARTOONS! 3 million subs, fact! 2 billion views! My favorite club... here's a little clue! Horty horty hor!
M is Man-Girl! Nasty-Pasty! N is Neymar! Smashing mommy! Don't forget your little sis! Hecky-wecky-thumb! Just look at this!
Okay, Okay, Okay, Okay! Onion Ighalo! OLE GOLLUM! Okay!
P is Pierre, so sexy! Pickford's arms, so T-Rexy! P-A-E-D-O, It's Pedro! Little Pea! MURGH! Phil Jones
Q is Q&A It's Q8A! Sports new lo IQ on deadline day!
R is Ramos (and his master!) Someone call the RSPCA! Disaster! R is Roy Keane, TAKE THAT YOU C***
[Chorus] A-Z of 442oons! Masters of sh**ty football cartoons! 3 million subs, fact! 2 billion views! My favorite club... SPOILER: It's Man U.
S is Suárez, Dean's favorite character! Sent off two men, ‘allelujah! Sacked in the morning! Second verse tonight?
T is Twice, Twice, Twice, Twice! Yaya, Yaya, Yaya, Kolo, Kolo, Yaya, Kolo Toure! T is...THANKS GUYS
U - Umtitties?
V is Voices (all done by me)
W is World Cup, Where the channel took off! Wonder Woman! Guys, f*** off!
X-Factor the search continues
Y is #16 sports channel on YouTube
Let's conclude this A-Z! Z is Zlatan, who's dead... Let's be honest, he had it coming.Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
