On the first day of Christmas Santa sent to me: A contract to play for Chelsea?
On the second day of Christmas Edu sent to me: 2 more first-choice goalies And a contract to play for Chelsea!
On the third day of Christmas Mbappe sent to me: 3 French hens 2 more first-choice goalies! And a contract to play for Chelsea!
On the fourth day of Christmas the refs sent to me: 4 sorry cards 3 French hens 2 more first-choice goalies! And a contract to play for Chelsea! Never!
On the fifth day of Christmas the barman gave to me: 5 COLD DRINKS! WAHEY! 4 sorry cards 3 French hens 2 more first-choice... GET OUT! And a contract to play for Chelsea!
On the sixth day of Christmas my boss gave to me: 6 more weeks off 5 COLD DRINKS! WAHEY! 4 sorry cards 3 French hens 2 more first-choice goalies! And a contract to play for Chelsea!
On the seventh day of Christmas James Milner sent to me: 7-0, the T-shirt! 6 more weeks off 5 COLD DRINKS! WAHEY! 4 sorry cards 3 French hens 2 more first-choice goalies! And a contract to play for Chelsea!
On the eight day of Christmas Secret Santa sent to me: 8 Ballon d'Ors?! 7-0, the cap! 6 more weeks off 5 COLD DRINKS! WAHEY! 4 sorry cards 3 French hens 2 more first-choice goalies! And a contract to play for Chelsea!
On the ninth day of Christmas Daddy Sheikh sent to me: 9 Haalands running? 8 Ballon d'Ors... 7-0, the socks...? 6 more weeks off 5 COLD DRINKS! WAHEY! 4 sorry cards 3 French hens 2 more first-choice... oh no! And a contract to play for...not you, whoops!
On the tenth day of Christmas Santa sent to me: A 10 point deduction?! 9 Haalands running! 8 Ballon d'Ors! 7-0, the tie? 6 more weeks off 5 COLD... *vomits* 4 sorry cards 3 French hens 2 more first-choice goalies! And a contract to play for Chelsea! I hate Chelsea!
On the eleventh day of Christmas Santa sent to me: 11 goats stretching 10 points deduction 9 Haalands running! 8 Ballon d'Ors! 7-0, the jigsaw? 6 more weeks off PRIME?! I'M NOT 8... 4 sorry cards 3 French hens 2 more first-choice goalies! And a contract to play for Chelsea!
On the twelfth day of Christmas Todd Boehly sent to me: 48 new signings! 11 goats stretching 10 points deduction More Haalands running! 8 Bayern goals! 7-0, the lube?! 6 more months off 5 COLD DRINKS! Anyone want a lift? 4 sorry cards 3 dead hens... 22 goalies! And a contract to play for Chelsea! SIUU!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
