On the first day of Christmas Thomas gave to me: A trophy I stole from Messi! Justice!
On the second day of Christmas a swap deal was agreed: For 2 total duds! And a trophy I stole from Messi! Justice!
On the third day of Christmas Shaqiri sent to me: 3 French pens?! 2 total duds! And a trophy I stole from Messi! Justice!
On the fourth day of Christmas the Old Lady sent to we: 4 million bribes! 3 French pens! 2 total duds! And a trophy I stole from Messi! Justice!
On the fifth day of Christmas Jurgen gave to me: 5 MORE YEARS! If you miss AFCON! 40 million bribes! 3 French pens! 2 total duds! And a trophy you stole from Messi! Justice!
On the sixth day of Christmas the FA sent to me: 6 geezers flaring 5 MORE YEARS! I don't miss AFCON! 400 million bribes! 3 French pens! 2 total duds! That's a trophy that he stole from me! THIEF!
On CR7th day of Christmas Ronaldo sold to me: 7 SIUUing bobble-heads! 6 geezers flaring 5 MORE YEARS! They cancelled AFCON! 4 billion bribes! 3 French pens! 2 total duds! Give back the trophy that he stole from me! THIEF!
On the eight day of Christmas my barber gave to me: 8 tragic haircuts! 7 SIUUing jumpers! 6 geezers flaring 5 MORE YEARS! They didn't cancel AFCON! 40 billion bribes! 3 French pens! 2 total duds! There's the trophy that he stole from me! RUN!
On the ninth day of Christmas the Sheikh, he gave to me: A #9 for goal-scoring! 8 tragic haircuts! 7 SIUUing statues! 6 geezers flaring 5 MORE YEARS! Or I'll blow up AFCON! 400 billion bribes! 3 French pens! 2 total duds! And a trophy that he stole from me!
On the tenth day of Christmas Iron Man sent to me: 10 hearts-a-glowing! A #9 for goal-scoring! 8 tragic haircuts! 7 SIUUing sex dolls! 6 geezers flaring 5 MORE YEARS! +1 and I'll miss AFCON! 4 trillion bribes! 3 French pens! 2 total duds! And a trophy that he stole from me!
On the eleventh day of Christmas the Saudis gave to me: 11 brand new players! 10 hearts-a-glowing! A #9 for goal-scoring! 8 tragic haircuts! 7 SIUUing sex toys! 6 geezers screaming! 5 MORE YEARS! And I'll let you go to AFCON! 4 squillion bribes! 3 French pens! 2 total duds! And a trophy that he stole from me!
On the twelfth day of Christmas we sent to FCB: Europa League fixtures... 11 brand new players! 10 hearts-a-glowing! A #10 for goal-scoring! 8 tragic haircuts! 7 Ballon D'Ors! 6 geezers smoking... 5 MORE- Breathe at him quick so he can't go to AFCON! 4 nudes? 3 French pens! 2 total duds! And my trophy is back with me!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
