On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me: A laptop? To write your CV!
On the second day of Christmas my true love brought to me: 2 total duds! We've already got a plan B!
On the third day of Christmas my lover sent to me: 3 French hens! 2 total duds! Urgh, there's no chance France need a plan B!
On the fourth day of Christmas, I'm a celebrity, cor: 4 sheeps' brains? 3 French hens! 2 total duds! Hire me! Ditch the b*tch Willoughby!
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love bought for me: 5 old things! 4 sheeps' brains? 3 French hens! 2 total duds! Get Perez to sack Solari!
On the sixth day of Christmas, his hair was like a tree! Get 6 barbers trimming! 5 old things! 4 sheeps' brains? 3 French hens! 2 total duds! We've chosen our plan B!
On the seventh day of Christmas your true love should send to you: CR7! Smell amazing! 6 barbers trimming! 5 old things! 4 sheeps' brains? 3 French hens! 2 total duds! Jesus Christ! This smells of pee!
On the eighth day of Christmas Mourinho gave to me: 80.000 sleeping! CR7! Smell amazing! 6 barbers trimming! 5 old things! 4 sheeps' brains? 3 French hens! 2 total duds! Electrician? If you need a plan B...
On the ninth day of Christmas I cry, because I see: #9 limping... 80.000 sleeping! CR7! Smell amazing! 6 barbers trimming! 5 old things! 4 sheeps' brains? 3 French hens! 2 swollen goods! And a striker! If you need a plan B!
On the tenth day of Christmas, I watched back PSG... 10 Neymars leaping! #9 limping! 80.000 sleeping! CR7! Smell amazing! 6 barbers trimming! 5 old things! 4 sheeps' brains? 3 French hens! 2 total duds! Revenge on those play-acting cheats! Boom!
On the eleventh day of Christmas my workmate gave to me: 11 shots for drinking! 10 Neymars leaping! #9 limping! 80.000 sleeping! CR7! Smell amazing! 6 barbers trimming! 5 old things! 4 sheeps' brains? 3 French hens! Dude! Awful dreads! This means Vorm is my only plan B...
On the twelfth day of Christmas I gave out DVDs of: 12 Moratas missing! 11...! 10 Neymars leaping! #9 limping! *snoring* CR7! Smell amazing! 6 barbers trimming! 5 old things! 4 sheeps' brains? 3 French hens! 2 total d*cks! I'm too sexy to be plan B! Great news! I'm Batman in the next Justice League!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
