On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me: A transfer to PSG! Screw FFP!
On the second day of Christmas John Henry sent to me: 2 centre-backs! Why? And a transfer to PSG! Screw FFP!
On the third day of Christmas, revenge on my hubby... With 3 hench men! 2 centre-backs! Why? And a transfer to PSG! Screw FFP!
On the fourth day of Christmas Ed Woodward gave to me: 4 calling hands! 3 hench men! 2 centre-backs! Why? And a transfer to PSG! Screw FFP!
On the fifth day of Christmas - good grief, what do we see? 5 OUT OF CONTRACT THINGS! 4 calling hands! 3 hench men! 2 centre-backs! Why? And a transfer to PSG! Screw FFP!
On the sixth day of Christmas the LMA sent to me: 6 geezers praying! 5 OUT OF CONTRACT THINGS! 4 calling hands! 3 hench men! 2 centre-backs! Why? And a transfer to PSG! Screw FFP!
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love came to me... 7 slaps a-stinging! 6 geezers praying! 5 OUT OF CONTRACT THINGS! 4 calling hands! 3 hench men! 2 centre-backs! Why? And a transfer to PSG! Screw FFP!
On the eight day of Christmas somebody sent to me: 8 Manes kicking! 7 slaps a-stinging! 6 geezers praying! 5 OUT OF CONTRACT THINGS! 4 calling hands! 3 hench men! 2 centre-backs! Why? And a transfer to PSG! Screw FFP!
On the ninth day of Zlatanmas a Tweet was sent to me: With 9 douchebags dabbing! 8 Manes kicking! 7 slaps a-stinging! 6 geezers praying! 5 OUT OF CONTRACT THINGS! 4 calling hands! 3 hench men! 2 centre-backs! Why? And a transfer to PSG! Screw FFP!
On the tenth day of Christmas, I went out for my tea: 10 pies a-piping! 9 douchebags dabbing! 8 Manes kicking! 7 slaps a-stinging! 6 geezers praying! 5 OUT OF CONTRACT THINGS! 4 calling hands! 3 hench men! 2 centre-backs! Why? And a transfer to PSG! Screw FFP!
On the eleventh day of Christmas - dear God, what do I see? 11 Pardrews dancing! 10 pies a-piping! 9 douchebags dabbing! 8 Manes kicking! 7 slaps a-stinging! 6 geezers praying! 5 OUT OF CONTRACT THINGS! 4 calling hands! 3 hench men! 2 centre-backs! Why? And a transfer to PSG! Screw FFP!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, a message from City: 12 "frauds" a-leaping! 11 Pardrews dancing! 10 pies a-piping! 9 douchebags dabbing! 8 Manes kicking! 7 slaps a-stinging! 6 geezers praying! 5 OUT OF CONTRACT THINGS! 4 calling hands! 3 hench men! 2 centre-backs! Why? And a transfer to PSG! And we all say "Screw you, FFP!" Hey! I also got a transfer to PSG!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
