Let's start from season 1! 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, go! And Suarez! Now bite! Do the Monkey-Man! Pray for Moyes! What? You cheeky b- Go for a walk! And MURGH! MURGH! MURGH! MURGH! MURGH! Phone home... Do your zip! Zip... zip... zip... zip... And slip... slip... slip... Owlman! Twit-twoo! Look for Jesus! Ow! I can see Jesus! Elbow your man! Ow! Ow! Ow! Bite again! Cry! Holanders, assemble! Laugh! Ahahahahaha! Wave your hands! Super-Van!
Season 2! 1! 2! 3! Pass the ball! MURGH! MURGH! MURGH! MURGH! Shove a d*ck! Ow! D*ck! Ow! D*ck! Ow! D*ck! And SIUUUUUUU! Kill some zombies! Rap for the cup! Get knocked out! Oof! Oof! Oof! Play an April Fools! Ahahahahaha! Spray! Five goal man! Yeah, yeah! Go viral! Fool! Fool! Fool! Be a pea! When they take the pea... Beat up an old lady! Ow! Ow! Ow! Fall down! Woah! Woah! Woah! Be a sniper... Woah! Woah! Woah! MSN! Show me your balls! Super rich man! Rahoo!
Season 3 and 4! Drive a car! Gone! Gone! Gone! Gone! Say my name-o! P-A-E-D-O! What?! Score 5! Siuu! Siu! Siu! Siu! Siu! Do the voices! Find Puss in Boots! I think you read my card wrong, love... Do the mambo! Once, twice, thrice! Arsenal are scheisse! Who will win the Ballon d'Or? d'Or! d'Or! Win the Euros! ARGH! STUPID MOTH! Hat-trick hero man! Suuu! Suuu! Zizou! Piggy-back! Piggy-back! Piggy-back! Piggy-back! Screw you, Chelsea! Honk the horn! Strike a pose! Siu! Meet Roy's bat! COMEBACK! Phil Coutinho! There's no way we'll sell you in this transfer window! Slap-Man!
Season 5 and 6, but faster! Never, ever! Sky a pen! Ha-ha! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Kick the head! Red card! What should we do? Arrgh! Laugh at Morata! Ha-ha! We've got Salah! We've got Rashford! Ronaldo went full-Gaga! Time to go! Time to throw! My shoulder! Ow! Ha-ha! Coupe de Monde! Arsene Fan TV! Wagwan! Wave your hands! Count those cards! Hit a panenka! Rule it out! Ha! Hit the top corner! Take a quick corner... Heil Lucas Moura! We've won it 6 times!
Season 7 and 8! Season 7-2! Sent off two men! TWICE! TWICE! Goal! Kevin de Br- Jump around! Señor Red Card! COVID-19! F*** COVID-19! Frontmen! Frontmen! Frontmen! Headbutt the man! Bend a free-kick! Like me! Choupo-Moting! Scorpion kick! Coman! Suarez quits... 7-2... Among Us! Old meets new! I look like Maguire! Vaccines! Fergie time! Super League! What could go wrong? Everything's fine! Head the ball! Yes! Kill KDB! Yes! Win the Copa! Penalty...!
Season 9 and 10! Say "Here we go!" Here I go... Viva Ronaldo! Lukaku meets Timo! I used to manage... Barcelona... Squid Game! 5-0, ha! Mer, mer, mer, mer! M-m-money! Fall asleep... WAKE UP, YOU DUMMY! ¿Que? Stick out your tongue! Ballon d'Or! Do Haaland's run! Shake hands! Say howdy! Feel betrayed... move to Saudi! Lift the World Cup! CRY IN PAIN! 7-0! Punch Sane! Zlatan's not crying... Boehly!
10 years done, that's it from me! I'm quitting YouTube for... THE SAUDI PRO LEAGUE!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
