[Intro] E-e-e-very time I look at my dick Dick, dick, dick
[Verse 1] Call me on the dog and bone All you Yanks, that’s a telephone Here have a look, just have a butcher’s Northern Mancky, cock-muncher My dick’s bigger than your brother Pushing twenty-five stone like your mother My dick’s bigger than Wales And your dick’s smaller than a motherfuckin' snail
[Verse 2] Ma bite mec Ca monte jusqu'a la tour Ta bite mec Ca voit meme pas le jour My dick like the Mississippi river My dick ask your bitch, what's for dinner?
[Chorus] Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick" And every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick" (Goddamn) Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick" And every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"
[Verse 3] Yeah dog, it's motherfuckin' Kid Quizine My dick gets bigger than Mr. Clean So fresh you could swish it like Listerine Your dick look like Adam Levine My dick like Pinocchio nose I lie and I just watch it grow I hang low like trunk of Dumbo While your dick gets small like Frodo
[Verse 4] Okay now Young Bob Barker in this motherfucker Price looking right in this motherfucker Big Dick Clark in this motherfucker Dick look like a fuckin' Nutter Butter
[Verse 5] Got more wood than Barry Bonds Dick so big, got a car alarm Dick so big that it bought the farm Your dick's like Seth Rogen's arm Coming through with a big wang Doing things bigger than the big bang Your dick don't got no name Your bitch call my dick Ving Rhames V-V-V-Ving Rhames, Rhames, Rhames
[Chorus] Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick" And every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick" (Goddamn) Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick" (Goddamn) And every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick" (Goddamn)
[Bridge] Your dick’s growing mold My dick shines like gold Your dick’s like the Pope My dick don’t get old Every morning I wake up and cry It’s too much dick for one guy But if I donated my shit to science Motherfucker probably start a riot
[Chorus] Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick" (Goddamn) And every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick" (Goddamn) Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick" (Goddamn) Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick" (That's a small dick)Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
