[SPELLERS all react to the easy word with assorted grumbles, e.g. "Aw, what! C’mon! Telephone?!"]
[CHIP] My oh my
[CHIP & OLIVE] That word’s so moronic
[SCHWARZY] I could cry I want words as lame!
[PANCH, spoken] Mr. Coneybear...
[LEAF] Semper fi I feel supersonic
[MR. PANCH, spoken] Spell "hospital."
[SPELLERS grumble.]
[MARCY] That is why I despise this game[CONEYBEAR] H-o-s-p-i- T-a-l, "Hospital." [PANCH, spoken] That is correct. Mr. Tolentino...
[CHIP & CONEYBEAR] Life is random and unfair Life is pandemonium
[PANCH, spoken] "Staphylococcus."
[CHIP, spoken] Aww!
[ALL SPELLERS] That’s the reason we despair
[CHIP] Life is pandemonium
[CONEYBEAR] Life is pandemonium
[CHIP] Life is pandemonium
[BARFEE] Life is pandemonium
[PANCH, spoken] "Broccoli."
[CONEYBEAR] I knew that word
[OLIVE] I knew that word
[BARFEE] I knew that word
[ALL SPELLERS] Goddamn it!
[CHIP] It is such a calamity
[ALL SPELLERS] Where should we begin? The best spellers
[CHIP] Don’t necessarily Win [SPELLERS] Life is pandemonium Life is pandemonium [MARCY] Set your sights I am on a mission
[MR. PANCH, spoken] Miss Park, "Antediluvian."
[SCHWARZY] We have rights
(spoken to audience volunteer) We have rights!
(sung) That’s why we complain
[PANCH, spoken] Mr. Barfee, "Halitosis."
[BARFEE] Damn, life bites But I like competition
[PANCH, spoken] Miss Ostrovsky: "Schematic."
[OLIVE] In these lies Can you feel our pain?
[PANCH, spoken] Somebody spell "crayon."
[SPELLERS, spoken] Crayon?!
[MITCH] Life is random and unfair Life is pandemonium
[ALL SPELLERS] That’s the reason we despair
[CHIP] Life is pandemonium
[MITCH] Life is pandemonium
[CHIP] Life is pandemonium
[BARFEE] Life is pandemonium!
[PANCH, spoken] "Dinosaur."
[CHIP] I knew that word
[ALL SPELLERS] I knew that word
[CHIP] I knew that word
[ALL SPELLERS] Goddammit! It is such a calamity Where should we begin? The best spellers
[CHIP] Don’t necessarily win They don’t win They don’t win They don’t win[SPELLERS]
Life is pandemonium Life is pandemonium [BARFEE] No, they don't!
[CHIP & OTHERS] Life is random and unfair
[CHIP] Life is pandemonium
Yes, it is
Oh, yes, it is![OTHER SPELLERS] Life is pandemonium Life is pandemonium Life is pandemonium Life is pandemonium Life is pandemonium Life is pandemonium Life is pandemonium! [CHIP] Yes, it is!
[OTHER SPELLERS] Yeah!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
